V-DAY CANDY FOR YOUR MARRIAGE!
 
V-DAY CANDY FOR YOUR MARRIAGE!

 


CONVERSATION HEARTS FOR MARRIED PEOPLE?

 

WIFE CONVERSATION HEARTS: 

R THOSE UR TOENAILS?

U WANNA PUT WHAT, WHERE?

BRUSH UR TEETH IF UR GONNA LEAVE UR SIDE

BE MINE? BUT CAN I BE SOMEONE ELSE'S 4 ABOUT AN HOUR?

U GET THE 2AM FEEDING

I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SHOES 

SHH… THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS ON

LET ME TURN OVER - SO I CAN PRETEND UR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

HE GETS THAT FROM UR SIDE

IF U DID IT THE 1ST TIME I WOULDN'T HAVE 2 ASK AGAIN

COULD U B MORE LIKE ADAM LEVINE?

SORRY - I HAVE A ____ACHE.

SHH… THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ROSE CEREMONY EVER! 

WERE U EATING CHIPS IN BED? - I THINK A CORNER IS EMBEDDED IN MY THIGH?

I'M PREGNANT … PSYCHE

I LIED - UR HAIR IS NOTICABLY THINNING

 

HUBBY CONVERSATION HEARTS:

CAN I TRADE THIS FOR A HALL PASS?

IT'S OK IF UR NOT IN THE MOOD - I'LL B QUICK

SHH… THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON - AGAIN

I'M LISTENING... WAIT, WHAT?

I LIED - UR MOTHER IS ANNOYING

DO U HAVE THE REMOTE?

COULD U MOVE UR HEAD, I CAN'T C THE GAME

WAIT, LET ME TURN YOU OVER SO I PRETEND UR JESSICA BEIL

UR MUCH HAIRIER THAN I REMEMBER 

I CAN BE ROMANTIC - WANNA DO IT?

SHH… BRAVEHEART IS ON - AGAIN

I BET ALL OUR MONEY ON TONIGHT'S GAME

UR BUTT DOES LOOK BIG IN THAT

BRUSHING MY TEETH IS FOREPLAY

UR ON CLEAN-UP

LOVE U 4EVER - SO THERE'S NO NEED TO CUDDLE

And of course, I LOVE U - because if we didn't truly feel that way, well, we wouldn't put up with all the other stuff. Hope your V-day is full of all love and happiness

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